Where do I start?

Hello.

My name is New Year Kid.

I am dating-handicap, flirtasiously awkward, a natural at the third wheel status; I'm just a loser when it comes to love.
I'm impatient, unconventional, eccentric, flighty, and uncomitted.
I'm learning how to trust my gut feeling and take things slowly.
I am not much of a story teller, I usually use some form of poetry or prose to prove my point.

Let this be an adventure for the both of us.