What would Beyonce do?

I have had 8 boyfriends and all but one turned out to be a complete disaster. After all that you think id have had enough, but no. When do we ever learn? This has brought me to the conclusion that 88% of pre-mi's (pre-missionaries) are worthless when it comes to dating. Beyonce is my idol... honestly who gives Beyonce crap... NOBODY! At this point in life I am past the point of being done with high school relationships. What would Beyonce do? Probably make them beg to take her back, and when theyre on their hands and knees crawling and groveling for her, thats when she would rub their face in the dirt and say "to the left." Thats the new game plan.