I'm really excited for Sparkle Lily to be here!
Post more and more posts ladies! I'm glad people are getting back into it instead of just me and CC. :D
Story: If you've read my hickey story, then you know about my sex talk. So Dustin's mom heard about it and had a talk with him. This is somewhat of how it went (from what Dustin told me their conversation went. I wasn't there.)
Dustin's ma: You guys are getting pretty serious
Dustin: uh. Sure..?
Dustin's ma: I'm going to have to buy you more condoms.
(She bought him a box of condoms last year when we first started going out and said, "I'm not giving you permission... but just in case.")
Dustin: Wow. Okay.
Dustin's ma: Have you guys had sex?
Dustin: Hell no, mom. Not everyone is like you and has sex and gets pregnant young and traps the guy into marrying you, gets divorced, and re-married, to the same guy, for doing the same thing all over again. We aren't stupid.
Dustin's ma: Dustin don't be such an a**.
.... and the conversation continues but it becomes irrelevant.
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