Let's have a talk you and me. Right now. Let's put aside the fact that she is probably a hermaphrodite. I'm glad we got that out of the way. Now let's move on.
Would you ever try to get in a fight with Lady Gaga? NO FOOL! You would run away in fear.
Would you ever want to get between Lady Gaga and her man? NO! She would probably skin you alive and use it for her next music video outfit, and eat your leftovers for breakfast.
I apologize to BadABeyonce right now (because i just realized that this is just like her Beyonce post) for almost shamelessly copying her tribute to the honorable and equally kick A woman, Beyonce, but I just couldn't help myself.
Lady Gaga is a freak genious who eminates the totally cliche phrase "GIRL POWER" but in a whole new way. Needless to say everytime my ex comes up to me and puts on his prince charming smile and starts oozing out buckets of charm, the words to alejandro pop into my head, and I feel like kicking him where it counts and strutting away.
Lady Gaga should be the soundtrack of my life.
I agree entirely!
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