Valentine's Day Disaster

So you would think that Valentine's Day is romantic, and wonderful. One on one holiday right? Well, not mine. First of all, he made me drive myself to BJ's house (where we had our date, if you can even call it one). That was the first mistake. Then, when I got there I knocked on the door and they didn't answer. I called too but they didn't answer that either. Finally Dustin came up because the dog kept barking. I was standing out there a good 10 minutes. I almost left I was so mad. Anyway. I walk downstairs and it's BJ playing the xbox and Dustin and I were sitting on the bed. I found out that BJ's date bailed because she was having a girl's night that night. I also found out later that they invited Shawn, who also didn't have a date. Alex and Ashley finally showed up. (They broke up but they were still Valentines.)

They put blankets on the floor because we were having a picnic. I was like, oh alright that's cute. Then they made everyone go with them to Wingers to get buckets of wings. Classy right? Yeah. We got back and they threw paper plates on the ground and it was as if they said, "dig in". At this point I was like, okay seriously? Then BJ and Shawn were acting like a gay couple and they kept making "that's what she said" jokes and talking about gross things they've done with girls. Well, BJ did at least. Ashley and I were both like, wow. Awkward. Everyone got done eating and they decided to watch the movie now. Wanna guess what movie we watched? I doubt you will. Tenacious D. You know, Jack Blacks band? Yeah. It's a movie about how there band got started and it's supposedly really funny. It's horrible. It said the F word a million times I swear. That was when I got really mad. Who watches that kind of movie on Valentine's Day?!

Next part of my story is when Stephanie and Jordin came over. They are these two girls that I swear are lesbians. BJ likes Jordin and she's the girl who was having the girl's night. With Stephanie. Alex was getting all up on Steph even though he was there with Ashley. Shawn and Ashley were talking after that. Everyone switched dates besides Dustin and me. It was weird!!

OH!! My gift.. It was a necklace (I don't wear necklaces) that was a heart (I hate hearts). It was delicate and cute I guess. But I don't think he thought about it when he bought it. He knows both those things and yet he persisted to buy it.

Question, How come guys are so stupid when it comes to these things?