What are the 7 worst things about boys? (Comes complete with a translation guide!)
1. Too much testosterone. (This means "violent.")
2. Fights to feed his man ego. (This means "does stupid thing to impress his friends.")
3. Chivalrous boys don't know how demeaning they are. (This means "I'm a feminist.")
4. Shallow. (This means "Boobies boobies boobies.")
5. Crude and vulgar. (This means "unrefined.")
6. Focused more on physical needs, not on mental needs. (This means "stupid.")
7. On a ratio, there are not as many attractive boys as there are attractive girls. (This means "ugly.")
What are the 7 best things about boys?
1. Because we have such low standards with what to expect, they have the capability to surprise and impress you easily.
2. Most of them don't gossip or hold grudges. (Perhaps the most obvious exception to this is the mullet master, Marvin Mills.)
3. They aren't afraid of very many things. This helps us girls that tend to be more afraid LESS afraid.
4. They like to go out and DO stuff, even though that can sometimes get them in trouble.
5. They usually are much too simple to be manipulative. (Perhaps the most obvious exception to this rule is Jaun Madly.)
6. Boys wear cologne.
7. Wow... this is actually much harder than the 7 WORST things about boys... I'm trying to think of number 7... OK. Uh... boys can... kiss you... Dang it. That's retarded. Um. OH I KNOW! I was at Comedy Sportz a couple weeks back and this is what I realized. Boys can be funny. Girls can't be nearly as funny as boys can be.
Who are the 7 boys you've liked most in your life? (So I've only REALLY liked about 3 guys, so this is going to be grabbing at it a little bit. I mean, going back to early elementary school...)
This is in chronicle order.
1. Scott (5th grade)
2. Dakota (6th grade)
3. Ben (7th grade)
4. Jaun Madly (8th grade)
5. Jacob (9th grade)
6. Fabio (9th grade)
7. Hm...
Who are your 7 greatest present or past "celebrity crushes?"
1. Ed Westwick (Chuck in Gossip Girl)
2. Zach Braff (JD in Scrubs)
3. David Archuleta (American Idol Finalist)
4. Chase Crawford (Nate in Gossip Girl)
5. Hugh Laurie (He is... House)
6. Jesse Spencer (Chase in House)
7. Channing Tatum (Actor)
So HERE'S one that'll make you mildly uncomfortable...
If you were a guy, what 7 girls would you have a crush on? (They can be friends, acquaintances, celebrities...)
1. Antsy Pants
2. Dr. Cameron (on House)
3. Alice Child's younger sister.
4. Lily (from Hannah Montana!)
5. Elliott (from Scrubs)
6. Quintessa (my spaztastic little cheerleader friend)
7. Freckles (you little cutie, you!)
OK. That's enough with the 7 things list for today. Now you kids give it a whirl!
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