Answering Questions About Fist Fights

Rainbow, I have decided to take it upon myself to answer your questions. With this in mind, you must answer my ONE question.

Answer #1: Why do boys think it's cool to get in fist fights?

To research for this, I asked an actual boy. He will remain anonymous. This is what he said, "Ummm.... Because most boys aren't socially advanced enough to talk it out and if they are, it's because they're bigger than the other one and don't have time to be humiliated."

Hm... I wonder what side of the spectrum HE'S on!?!?!?

Another guy just explained it's because guys get bored.

Answer #2: Why do they act like they don't care what you do, but then you ask to go somewhere with another guy (just as a friend), and he tells you he doesn't feel comfortable with it?

To be quite honest, Rainbow, this is just an ego-problem that many guys seem to have. The interesting paradox is that the guys with ego problems are the only guys who have girlfriends, and therefore, they always must have some power over their girls. I'm sorry this is true and I wish I could change it. The only other option is castrating every single one of them. Any volunteers?

Answer #3: What is so horrible about watching chick flicks?

If you have not yet put it together, it's all ego. Antsy Pants has just informed me (she is sitting here) that boys without egos are gay. We put the pieces together. Also, boys who like the book Twilight are gay. Just to forewarn you.

My Question begins with a story.

Story time: I was at school today (shocker, I know) and was in a fairly good mood. I pulled out my pretty computer to play with Photo Booth. Many people gathered around, and this one kid from my school (much younger than me) started doing weird kissy things to me in the pictures.

My Question: Why do only younger guys ever like me or flirt with me? (PLEASE don't tell me it's just because I'm immature.)