The most recent gem of inspiration I've been bestowed with is the notion of being a Born Again Virgin. Except in my highly sheltered life, I'd like to refer to myself as a Born Again Lip Virgin. After seeing a certain episode of One Tree Hill involving a club full of Born Again Virgins, I was running when I made the startling discovery that I'm not particularly proud of any of my lip-locks. I haven't done a lot of lip-locking in recent months, and I don't see any reason I can't just... start over.
It can equated to starting a race and tripping after just a few meters and then beginning again at the starting line. Or a do-over in "not it" before playing hide and seek. Or a new haircut after breaking up with your boyfriend to prove that you simply don't care what he thinks anymore even though you really do even after trying smooch therapy to help yourself move on and - sorry. Red Tulip came up with that part. If you see her with a new haircut, make sure to be understanding.
Back to the idea of lip virginity renewal... this is me kissing a few guys, feeling cheated out of a good experience, and then stopping the game and clicking "Start Game Over." I reserve the right to tell anyone who asks that I have never been kissed, although I might have to be careful about who is around when I brag about my lip virginity because publishing your scamming experiences on the web means that there are a lot of people who could call me on my bluff... Regardless! I shouldn't have to regret foolish decisions I made in my youth. Speaking of which! It's good to be back on the blog. The new URL name is taken from a song from Moulin Rouge and seemed to be a good title for starting over and renewing our Boy Blog vows. Welcome back.
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