7 Quotes I Love (About Love): CC

1. “Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra when suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.” –Matt Groening

2. “We’re all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with outs, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” –Anonymous (but I got it from a little plaque at my brother’s psychologist’s office)

3. “Because waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought – useless and disappointing.” –A Cinderella Story

4. “Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds, Or bends with the remover to remove. O no! It is an ever-fixed mark That looks on tempests and is never shaken.” –Shakespeare’s Sonnet 116

5. “It’s just hormones.” –Freckles

6. “Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.” –Ambrose Bierce

7. “Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” –Albert Einstein

Hickey Story! Continued...

I'm really excited for Sparkle Lily to be here!

Post more and more posts ladies! I'm glad people are getting back into it instead of just me and CC. :D

Story: If you've read my hickey story, then you know about my sex talk. So Dustin's mom heard about it and had a talk with him. This is somewhat of how it went (from what Dustin told me their conversation went. I wasn't there.)

Dustin's ma: You guys are getting pretty serious
Dustin: uh. Sure..?
Dustin's ma: I'm going to have to buy you more condoms.
(She bought him a box of condoms last year when we first started going out and said, "I'm not giving you permission... but just in case.")
Dustin: Wow. Okay.
Dustin's ma: Have you guys had sex?
Dustin: Hell no, mom. Not everyone is like you and has sex and gets pregnant young and traps the guy into marrying you, gets divorced, and re-married, to the same guy, for doing the same thing all over again. We aren't stupid.
Dustin's ma: Dustin don't be such an a**.

.... and the conversation continues but it becomes irrelevant.

Hello Sparkle Lily

Hello,
I am new.
My name is Sparkle Lily.
I have been cheated on over 10 times.
That is not a lie.
Guys are gay.
Goodbye.

Old Poetry That Just Depressed Me Now

LIGHT unreflected by your face will still reach my eyes, but it cannot bring color to my life.

Air that does not carry your scent may fill my lungs, but I still grasp for breath.

No taste brings me pleasure.

No note awakens my ear,

and the warmth of human touch will ever fail to thaw my heart,

untill that sweet day,

lifetimes away,

that I will again touch you

hear you

kiss you

breathe you

and watch

as your ice-blue eyes once again force light into my life.

Girl Rules

There are a few simple rules I feel like we must recall concerning friends and boys.

1. If she likes him first (or even just says she does first), you don't like him, flirt with him, look at him, or even think about him.

2. Don't participate in any form of PDA in front of your friends; it's annoying.

3. If he's her "sort of boyfriend," don't kiss him. If he claims they aren't together, ask around. You can't trust him on this.

4. If he breaks her heart, break his face.

5. If he cheats on her, elbow him really hard right after he eats a ton of Cafe Rio. (Be careful on this one; he might not ever let you in his house again.)

6. If she "hates" him, but you can tell she secretly is in love with him, DON'T ask her to admit it until she's good and ready, or until she's crying on your bed at 3 AM asking why she isn't happy.

7. If she says she's over him, but you can tell she isn't, DON'T think you have a chance. And DON'T push her to admit she's not over him.

8. Friends don't let friends *re-date.

9. If he sticks his tongue down her throat without permission, grab a golf club and meet him at the park across the street from his house. Bring reinforcements.

10. If you know he's trouble and she won't listen, make sure to be there when the prodigal girl returns, her lesson learned. You'll only alienate her by trying to control her. And most girls like that "trouble" thing anyway.

11. If your friends are telling you he's trouble, you might want to listen. Seriously, folks.

12. If she has just broken up with her boyfriend and is trying to date other people and she really needs you to find a date to double with and go with her, DO IT.

13. Be understanding if your friend can't find a date to double with you.

14. A good lesson from kindergarten... if she says she likes him, don't tell her he picks his nose. She won't forget it. Ever.

15. If she wants to tell you every detail of last night's make-out session, listen. Laugh when appropriate.

16. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

17. If she needs you, and you can tell she needs you, drop the boy like a hot potato and be there for your friend!

18. Don't date her brother. She will not approve.

19. Try not to tell too many guys about the Boy Blog. Too many boys and girls reputations could be ruined.

20. Love your friends and stand by them ALWAYS, especially when they're wrong!

*Re-date: the act of dating a guy after already having broken up one or more times