Cowboys and Biology

Now, I know you've all given up on this blog. We're in college....this is so beneath us...I don't have time...get over yourselves! Please keep posting, since you all just bring me such joy!
Here's a funny story to get things started.....
My friend and I were sitting in biology. Now, there's been this boy in our class that is the sweetest cowboy. My friend decided she wanted this boy to be her next kiss. Yes well, it's a topic of our conversations everyday. We've been trying to come up with plans that would lead him to asking for her number....
Then one day, it all changed.
He was sitting between us, and we were facebook chatting about our scheming plans. As my friend leaned over to watch another YouTube video (Yes I know, we totally pay close attention in biology!) the cowboy happened to look over....
"I wish he'd as for my number.....if he doesn't I'll be so depressed and kill myself!...."
Oh dear. Slight emergency here. She's really not that dramatic, I promise. However, here we are, over exaggerating, and the cowboy read it. Furthermore, he still didn't ask for her number. Double whammy. To make matters worse, when class ended we started talking about him. We were laughing at how awkward and funny the whole thing was, and lamenting about how he STILL didn't get the picture. Little did we know...he hadn't quite left the room. So, not only did he read our entire conversation, but he heard the whole thing in person.
Wow. We are just so great. Have a laugh!

Boy Meets Girl

Boy meets girl. Girl likes boy. Girl spends more and more time with boy #2.(Try to keep up) The more girl talks to boy #2 about boy... Girl likes boy #2. Girl sticks with boy because she's run out of time to realize she likes boy #2. Girl sticks with boy in order to appear constant, solid, and very non-player-slut-like. Girl realizes boy #2 is a problem when trying to fall for boy, so girl stops communication with boy #2. Boy and girl have fun over Christmas break. Girl decides she can be carefree, and not over analyze boy's very staid, non open communication, and non talkative manner..... (how very unrealistic of me, please note the characterization I just provided... Quite the opposite of boy #2, furthering the point of this post) The good times just sort of fade off for girl and boy. Girl realizes she's trying to make something out of... well nothing. Not only that, but that she doesn't really want to make anything out of it.
Girl decides she's got to find a way to close this. Meanwhile... Boy #2 is present again. (I couldn't resist) Boy #2 wants to know why girl even likes boy..... and girl has no answer. This is my formal apolagy to boy #2. You see, he didn't deserve me continually seeking advice on boy. Let's face it, I just wanted to talk to you more...
Here's my formal description of three things that boy #2 is, and that every guy should be:

• He makes time to talk to you. Quite literally, he stopped to talk to me about my woes (ironically involving boy) instead of rushing off to a party
• He only speaks the truth and is entirely honest. We may not be accustomed to honesty in men, but it's true. He honest about himself and even the male gender in general.
• He compliments you in the sweetest ways. Might I recall the fact that I am filled with stupid meaningless stories, and half the time I just say the oddest things? He doesn't even make me feel stupid, which is quite the accomplishment. He actually boosts your self esteem because you can't... not believe him, you just do!

Just saying, I finally found a guy worth a girl's time.... too bad he's with a girl that's an A+ liar.

Six Word: Silently wishing I'm still your princess